I don’t usually pay attention to articles or blog posts that start out with, “You might be a _____ if you _____,” but I looked this one over and found myself in several of the “you might be’s.” Here are a few of my favorites:
You might be a Calvinist if:
If a free Bible has ever arrived in the mail to you from John MacArthur
If you have ever purchased 100 or more copies of the same John Piper book to hand out to random people you meet
If you have adjusted the default passage setting at www.biblegateway.org from “NIV” to “ESV”
If you have ever purposefully sung a different word in a hymn to conform to scripture
Without me giving last names, you still know who I’m referring to (I got most of these right):
John
John
John
John
John
Jonathan
John
John
John
You know what a Remonstrant is.